The Contradictite

A cyclops is a cyclops. A biclops has two eyes. A triclops has another (Which should come at no surprise). The children in the schoolyard   can tend to be asses When they declare that a quadroclops   Is just some kid wearing glasses.

The right hand says to the left   "What are you doing?" "Nothing," it replies.

El me dice,   "Ten cuidado. Nosotros tenemos   Un piso mojado."

I will not eat potato chips Unless I have a dip. A crispy spud ne'er passes my lips. I will not eat potato chips, Not even just the tip. Past the chips my hand slips. I will not eat potato chips Unless I have a dip.

A haiku is this: A poem about nature With seventeen bits.

I have two I's. She has three, But we're both winners, 'Cause she has me.

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Your mama's a llama. Your dada's an alpaca. Oh, and I don't very much like your sweater.